Are YOU a Bunghole?

Is this You? Find Out the Truth!

Okay, we wouldn't all be here if we didn't like to make fun of people, right? Here's the true test: Can you make fun of yourself? After all, it's only fair. Take the "Are You A Bunghole?" Quiz and find out where you rank among the bungs. I can't be the only one out there who has done most of the ass-ly things in this quiz!

Do you do things without thinking? Does Lettuce have more sense than you? See how many of these symptoms of Bungliness you exhibit! Keep track of how many A, B, and C answers you have, then click the button at the bottom to score your results.

(All questions are based on actual episodes of Bungliness, mostly my own.)

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Please answer honestly (nobody's looking)....

1. Have you ever been working at a desk with two machines and been clickety-clacking away on the keyboard, wondering why the letters wouldn't appear on the screen, only to find that you were furiously typing at the wrong keyboard?

A. People work on two machines?

B. Yes, and I swapped out the keyboard before I noticed!

C. That's not funny, I damaged the second machine that way!

2. Do you often walk out of a room in broad daylight and flip the light switch ON as you leave, or get in the car in the middle of the afternoon and turn your headlights on?

A. Do I what?! Uh, no....

B. It's just force of habit from being nocturnal.

C. Wait till I tell the rest of my family about this! They think I do it on purpose!

3. Have you ever searched feverishly for your glasses/keys/pen and found them on your face/in your hand/behind your ear?

A. Everyone that was helping me look was just as dumb.

B. Yes, but I swear I didn't put them there.

C. Thanks for the tip! I thought I'd never find them!

4. Have you ever moved or driven your car in the wrong gear - especially Reverse instead of Drive?

A. Maybe, but no one noticed, so it doesn't count against me.

B. Sure, but I've never hit anything in front of witnesses.

C. I can't discuss it, the insurance claim is still pending.

5. What is the percent chance you will go the wrong way at any given intersection?

A. Only if I'm being pursued.

B. A straight 50/50 chance, whether I know where I am or not.

C. I usually let the preschool passengers choose the direction since they're right more often.

6. Have you ever sat at a stop sign or blinker light and waited for it to turn green, or stopped for a green light and gone forward when it turned red?

A. Blinkers aren't real traffic lights anyway.

B. They didn't have any colors I liked.

C. Hey, at least I remembered to stop! Everyone's a critic!

7. Have you ever shot across multiple lanes of traffic in a desperate dash to... make a wrong turn?

A. I wasn't wrong, I was navigationally challenged.

B. Columbus got away with worse. Why pick on me?

C. I not only did that, but insisted I was right the entire time - and still secretly believe it.

8. Have you embarrassed yourself by telephoning the wrong friend or relative and being baffled when they answered "someone else's" phone?

A. I bluffed and pretended I wanted to call that person.

B. Worse, I answered the telephone wrong and made the caller think they were crazy.

C. My friends just try to make me think I'm wrong when that happens -- I know they're all up to something...

9. Have you folded, hung, put away, or worn clothing that you thought was clean but... well, wasn't?

A. They all look alike after eleven loads.

B. I'm not allowed to do laundry anymore.

C. (Sniff) Are you trying to tell me something?

10. Do you ever put clothes in the washer/dryer and walk away without closing the lid/turning it on?

A. Some people actually WATCH what they're doing.

B. It was an extra soak cycle. Yeah, that's it...

C. All I have to say is wearing wet clothes outside in the winter is a really nasty feeling. Draw your own conclusions.

11. Are you known for setting your alarm clock for PM instead of AM?

A. No, but it sounds like a great excuse. I'll have to use it.

B. Every time the electricity goes out.

C. There's a difference?

12. Everyone's seen the classic Dilbert strip where the Pointy Haired Boss proofreads the photocopies. Have you ever sunk so low as to do that? (I'm not ashamed to say it - I have!)

A. What kind of fool would confess something that dumb?!

B. No, only because I haven't figured out the copier yet.

C. I don't have to proof my own photocopies - that's what my secretary is for!

13. Have you ever tried to take a picture without having advanced the film after the previous shot?

A. I'm used to auto-advancing film.

B. It wouldn't work, so I opened it up to see what was wrong.

C. That happens to me all the time. Damn cheap Polaroids!

14. Have you ever misspelled or forgotten your own name?

A. Only if signing your maiden name after marriage counts. (It does.)

B. No, but I forgot my child's name once...

C. I called tech support to find out why I couldn't get connected - I was spelling my Username wrong, which was also my first or last name. They said it happens all the time, but they were giggling.

15. Have you ever locked yourself into/out of something important or lost a significant set of keys?

A. I learned my lesson after once or twice.

B. That's what keeps locksmiths employed and family members amused. It's almost an obligation to do that from time to time.

C. Yes, and I got arrested trying to break back in. The nerve!

16. Have you ever driven off with the bank drive-thru box still in your car?

A. I'm safe as long as 'Almost' doesn't count.

B. Yes, and I only braved the shame and ridicule of bringing it back because robbing a bank is a federal offense.

C. I don't think so, but I've got a nice new pencil case and I'm not sure where I got it...